Reflections of a man leading a happy, simple life’sub
If you are a senior you will understand this one; if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet...God willing, someday you will be... We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and... Continue Reading →
What is *A.A.A.D.D.* ? It is _Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder._ 😜 This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch... Continue Reading →
The Phone rings..... And the Lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Joshi, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Joshi, this is Doctor Kanitkar at Metro Laboratory. When your Husband's Doctor Sent his Biopsy to the lab last week, A Biopsy from another Mr. Joshi arrived as well... We are now Uncertain Which one belongs to your Husband.... Continue Reading →
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INTELLIGENT HUSBAND . Wife was busy packing her clothes. . Husband - Where are you going ? . Wife - I'm moving to my mother's . Husband also starts packing his clothes. . Wife - Now where are you going ? . Husband - I'm also moving to my mother's. . Wife - And what... Continue Reading →
Fruitful Confessions Young man at the Confession cubicleBless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"Yes, Father, it is.And who was the girl you were with?I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.Well, Joey, I'm sure to find... Continue Reading →
A recent article in the Times reported that a woman, Anita Patel, has sued a reputed Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in me . A hospital spokesman replied in court: "Mr. Patel was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was corrected his eyesight." 😂😝😷😷
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he... Continue Reading →
Basic English is easy to command, but can be confusing to others 😓 Muthu washed his underwear and hung it to dry on his neighbour's fence. Since it was the rainy season, he clipped a note on it with his basic English.Ambika his neighbour, got a shock of her life when she read his note:... Continue Reading →
Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. He treated one woman for jaundice for three years before he realised she was Chinese. Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of... Continue Reading →
A man is sitting next to a woman who's trying to breastfeed her baby in a bus. The baby refuses to suck the breast and the mother warns, "If you don't suck, I shall give it to the uncle next to me." The baby still refuses. After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the "threat".... Continue Reading →
Pete's Ponderings sea tw Ed’s 